7/29/10

Friday Fill-in




1. What is your spouse's best feature?
His sense of humor, by far. ... Was this supposed to mean anything, or just physically?....

2. Mild, Medium, or Hot sauce?
Mild. I guess I'm a wimp, but I like to taste my food. I can't taste it when my mouth is on fire.

3. What is the worst uniform you had to wear for a job?
Oh god, Shaw's, hands down! Shaw's is a supermarket in New England. I had to wear black pants and a white button down shirt. When you're pulling in carts from outside and it's raining buckets and you're a teenage girl wearing a white shirt drenched in water, it's quite embarassing. I think I quit the week after that.

4. You have invisible powers... where is the first place you would go?
Hm, tough one... I'd love to go someplace super-secret, like the Pentagon or something, but honestly, I might just invade the men's locker room. Just because. :)

5. What's left on your "to do" list for this summer?
Many things, but summer isn't any different than the other seasons for us (the kids aren't in school yet). The county fair is something that I'm really looking forward to.

Head on over to Wife of a Sailor for more!

Sub "Florida" for "SC", and "24 students" for "38 students", and this could have been written by me.

I Am A Teacher, by Jamee Miller

I am a teacher in Florida.

I rise before dawn each day and find myself nestled in my classroom hours before the morning commute is in full swing in downtown Orlando. I scour the web along with countless other resources to create meaningful learning experiences for my 24 students each day. I reflect on the successes of lessons taught and re-work ideas until I feel confident that they will meet the needs of my diverse learners. I have finished my third cup of coffee in my classroom before the business world has stirred. My contracted hours begin at 7:30 and end at 3:00. As the sun sets around me and people are beginning to enjoy their dinner, I lock my classroom door, having worked 4 hours unpaid.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I greet the smiling faces of my students and am reminded anew of their challenges, struggles, successes, failures, quirks, and needs. I review their 504s, their IEPs, their PMPs, their histories trying to reach them from every angle possible. They come in hungry—I feed them. They come in angry—I counsel them. They come in defeated—I encourage them. And this is all before the bell rings.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I am told that every student in my realm must score on or above grade level on the FCAT each year. Never mind their learning discrepancies, their unstable home lives, their prior learning experiences. In the spring, they are all assessed with one measure and if they don’t fit, I have failed. Students walk through my doors reading at a second grade level and by year’s end can independently read and comprehend early 4th grade texts, but this is no matter. One of my students has already missed 30 school days this year, but that is overlooked. If they don’t perform well on this ONE test in early March, their learning gains are irrelevant. They didn’t learn enough. They didn’t grow enough. I failed them. In the three months that remain in the school year after this test, I am expected to begin teaching 5th grade curriculum to my 4th grade students so that they are prepared for next year’s test.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I am expected to create a culture of students who will go on to become the leaders of our world. When they exit my classroom, they should be fully equipped to compete academically on a global scale. They must be exposed to different worldviews and diverse perspectives, and yet, most of my students have never left Sanford, Florida. Field trips are now frivolous. I must provide new learning opportunities for them without leaving the four walls of our classroom. So I plan. I generate new ways to expose them to life beyond their neighborhoods through online exploration and digital field trips. I stay up past The Tonight Show to put together a unit that will allow them to experience St. Augustine without getting on a bus. I spend weekends taking pictures and creating a virtual world for them to experience, since the State has determined it is no longer worthwhile for them to explore reality. Yes. My students must be prepared to work within diverse communities, and yet they are not afforded the right to ever experience life beyond their own town.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I accepted a lower salary with the promise of a small increase for every year taught. I watched my friends with less education than me sign on for six figure jobs while I embraced my $28k starting salary. I was assured as I signed my contract that although it was meager to start, my salary would consistently grow each year. That promise has been broken. I’m still working with a meager salary, and the steps that were contracted to me when I accepted a lower salary are now deemed “unnecessary.”

I am a teacher in Florida.

I spent $2500 in my first year alone to outfit an empty room so that it would promote creative thinking and a desire to learn and explore. I now average between $1000-2000 that I pay personally to supplement the learning experiences that take place in my classroom. I print at home on my personal printer and have burned through 12 ink cartridges this school year alone. I purchase the school supplies my students do not have. I buy authentic literature so my students can be exposed to authors and worlds beyond their textbooks. I am required to teach Social Studies and Writing without any curriculum/materials provided, so I purchase them myself. I am required to conduct Science lab without Science materials, so I buy those, too. The budgeting process has determined that copies of classroom materials are too costly, so I resort to paying for my copies at Staples, refusing to compromise my students’ education because high-ranking officials are making inappropriate cuts. It is February, and my entire class is out of glue sticks. Since I have already spent the $74 allotted to me for warehouse supplies, if I don’t buy more, we will not have glue for the remainder of the year. The projects I dream up are limited by the incomprehensible lack of financial support. I am expected to inspire my students to become lifelong learners, and yet we don’t have the resources needed to nurture their natural sense of wonder if I don’t purchase them myself. My meager earning is now pathetic after the expenses that come with teaching effectively.

I am a teacher in Florida.

The government has scolded me for failing to prepare my students to compete in this
technologically driven world. Students in Japan are much more equipped to think progressively with regards to technology. Each day, I turn on the two computers afforded me and pray for a miracle. I apply for grants to gain new access to technology and compete with thousands of other teachers who are hoping for the same opportunity. I battle for the right to use the computer lab and feel fortunate if my students get to see it once a week. Why don’t they know how to use technology? The system’s budget refuses to include adequate technology in classrooms; instead, we are continually told that dry erase boards and overhead projectors are more than enough.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I am expected to differentiate my instruction to meet the needs of my 24 learners. Their IQs span 65 points, and I must account for every shade of gray. I must challenge those above grade level, and I must remediate those below. I am but one person within the classroom, but I must meet the needs of every learner. I generate alternate assessments to accommodate for these differences. My higher math students receive challenge work, and my lower math students receive one-on-one instruction. I create most of these resources myself, after-hours and on weekends. I print these resources so that every child in my room has access to the same knowledge, delivered at their specific level. Yesterday, the school printer that I share with another teacher ran out of ink. Now I must either purchase a new ink cartridge for $120, or I cannot print anything from my computer for the remainder of the year. What choice am I left with?

I am a teacher in Florida.

I went to school at one of the best universities in the country and completed undergraduate and graduate programs in Education. I am a master of my craft. I know what effective teaching entails, and I know how to manage the curriculum and needs of the diverse learners in my full inclusion classroom. I graduated at the top of my class and entered my first year of teaching confident and equipped to teach effectively. Sadly, I am now being micro-managed, with my instruction dictated to me. I am expected to mold “out-of-the-box” thinkers while I am forced to stay within the lines of the instructional plans mandated by policy-makers. I am told what I am to teach and when, regardless of the makeup of my students, by decision-makers far away from my classroom or even my school. The message comes in loud and clear that a group of people in business suits can more effectively determine how to provide exemplary instruction than I can. My expertise is waved away, disregarded, and overlooked. I am treated like a day-laborer, required to follow the steps mapped out for me, rather than blaze a trail that I deem more appropriate and effective for my students—students these decision-makers have never met.

I am a teacher in Florida.

I am overworked, underpaid, and unappreciated by most. I spend my weekends, my vacations, and my summers preparing for school, and I constantly work to improve my teaching to meet the needs of my students. I am being required to do more and more, and I’m being compensated less and less.

I am a teacher in Florida, not for the pay or the hardships, the disregard or the disrespect; I am a teacher in Florida because I am given the chance to change lives for the good, to educate and elevate the minds and hearts of my students, and to show them that success comes in all shapes and sizes, both in the classroom and in the community.

I am a teacher in Florida today, but as I watch many of my incredible, devoted coworkers being forced out of the profession as a matter of survival, I wonder: How long will I be able to remain a teacher in Florida?

7/28/10

Uh, ignore previous post

Ummmm, I may have overreacted to the whole DMV thing. I presented my hapless mess of paperwork to the guy at the counter, and he said "Great! You have everything you need and you even already filled out the form!"

Great?

I guess it wasn't such a big deal to have all my stuff from different states. They seemed to think it was no big deal and I spent maybe a total of a half hour there. It did help that I had the two boys with me, and the lady that was helping me said I could come back after the smog check and skip the line. The smog check on base took much longer (two hours!) because my gas cap failed inspection and needed to be replaced.

So I have plates & a registration and my title comes in the mail within 30 days.

Whew!

As Bridget Jones once eloquently put it, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

Stupid me thought that the plates on the car I'm trying to sell had expired. They actually expire at the end of the month, which leaves me today, tomorrow, and Friday to sort this out:

VA title
HI plates & registration
CA insurance
NH drivers license & state of residency

Throw on top of that the fact that we're active duty annnnd, I'm sure it's going to be an ass ton of painful paperwork. We'll need to register as nonresident, but the application for registration and title ask for a CA license or ID number. Yay.

I fully expect to go there today and have them give me a bunch of shit to do and come back the next day.

I'm glad the plates didn't expire. I read on the DMV's website last night that it would be even more crappy paperwork and lots of fees. So I guess this is a good thing. But I'm headed to the DMV with all this in my & Hubby's names and no POA.

Ugh, wish me luck.

7/27/10

Random Tuesday Thoughts

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The boys let me sleep until 8:50am this morning... thank god, because I was feeling quite sick last night and this morning.

I wonder if homemade Nilla wafers would taste as good as the commercial brand. LB seems to love them- the entire box we bought this past weekend is already gone.

The pool at my gym looked nasty Monday morning. The front desk guy shut it down, but the maintenance guy said, "Oh, it was like that Saturday and Sunday." Hmmmmmm, how about fixing and cleaning it then?? What a novel idea! Seriously, it looked like a backed up toilet- did he think people would actually swim in that??

Apple slices and peanut butter, yum.

Yesterday Hubby said, "You're so lucky you get to stay with the boys all day", to which I replied, "Yes, I am lucky, but there is too much of a good thing. I can't even pee without an audience." It's true- while I love my kids, sometimes I just need some time to myself. It seems pretty logical that one would shower and dress and use the bathroom in privacy, but not so for this mommy.

I felt another little tremble last night. I don't know if they're tiny earthquakes or if our house is making its slow descent down the hillside.

JC has another black eye, a real shiner this time. He bonked his head on the edge of the fireplace. Yours truly did that once, and now I have a small scar on my chin (barely noticable). Poor kid- he takes after his klutzy mommy.

Hot Tub Time Machine was funny, althoght a bit predictable. Hubby wanted to check out On Demand last night and thought that if he requested a movie, it would be available to him, like, the next day. To his surprise, it started right away, so we had an impromptu movie night. I can't speak for the entire movie, since I spent about a third of it in the bathroom, but it was decent... a good rental.

Someone is coming to our house this afternoon to take a look at the car we're selling. I'm anxious to sell it, since it's a good car and doesn't deserve to just be sitting here. Cross your fingers that they like it. A girl and her dad are thinking about getting it for her so she can commute to school. Personally, I think it's a little too good for a kid, but that's not my call, right? :P

Noisy boys drive me crazy, but quiet boys are trouble. That's when I find them pouring shampoo on the floor from my gym bag.

Ugh, I feel like shit- I want a chocolate milkshake, but I know I don't need an extra spare tire. Plus, I'm afraid I'll puke it up!

7/23/10

Friday Fill-in

I stumbled across this and thought it would be a little something to do while my day goes to crap. See previous post. Yes, the kids are whiny and cranky and tired, but neither will nap (not even in the car, *gasp*). So, here goes:

1. Besides the horizontal mambo, what do you miss most when your spouse is deployed?
Having someone to do garbage duty. I despise taking out the trash. Not to toot my own horn, but I can manage really well doing everything else.

2. What do you miss least?
Hm... I have less dishes and laundry to do. Ironically, I do miss "boat smell" (you subby wives know what I mean).

3. You only get three crayons to finish your picture… which three do you choose and why?
Duh- red, yellow, and blue because you can use them to make the other colors... Wow, that was totally rational and boring.

4. If you could have your own fragrance, what would it be called?
Again, going with the realistic and totally plausible, I'd call it "Eau de Haven't Showered in Three Days", but since I should be a little more creative, maybe I'd call it "Hampton" (as in the classy LI one, not the trashy NH one). It would be reminiscent of sandalwood and tuberose and the beach.

5. If the shoes make the man (or woman), what do your shoes say about you right now?
Ha, I picked the wrong shoes to wear to answer this question. They say, "I strive for well-worn comfort". They're my New Balance gym shoes that are getting to be in need of replacing.

There you have it. The start of my Friday Fill-ins, courtesy of Wife of a Sailor. Check her out to see what other people answered.

Or, if you're having my kind of day, make a margarita or two.

Dear JC,

I know last night was the first (and now last) night with the crib tent. It was an experiment in your safety, but clearly you did not enjoy your new set-up. Was the 4:30am screaming wake up call necessary? Perhaps you could have just chilled until at least dawn... Now, we're all tired and cranky. I hope since taking the tent down we will return to sleeping until at least 6am, m'kay?

Love XOXO,
Mommy

7/22/10

Can I just stay in sweats all day?

I'm not sick. I'm feeling perfectly healthy. The sun is shining and it may even be warm enough to play outside. But all I want to do is veg with the boys in the den and play video games or watch cartoons.

I can almost hear my mom's voice: "It's a beautiful day outside! Put that Nintendo away and go play!"

And then there's my 8 year old voice saying: "But I don't wannaaaaaa!"

Is there any rule out there that says I can't mope around just because? Do I have to find something creative and educational and mind-developing for the boys? Can't we just have a day where we don't do any running around for errands and sit on our butts at home?

I really do have things to do. I need to pick up a sweater from the dry cleaners (and pray that two years in storage with a mystery yellow stain doesn't ruin it), get base stickers for my new car, get a new military ID, send a package to a friend in Japan.... not to mention, take the kids to the park or the beach or something other than the front yard of our house.

All those things require me to look presentable. I need to take a shower, make sure my face is a little done up (so I don't scare anyone), and make sure my hair is respectable... which (for anyone who doesn't know me) is a huge feat.

But I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaa!

Poor Hubby. He's going to come home to a wife in sweats, two boys probably in a TV coma, and leftovers for dinner. Sorry Hubby, I'll try to put some effort in... maybe about an hour before you get home.

7/20/10

Random Tuesday Thoughts

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What did people do before craigslist? Post ads in the paper?

Both boys are fast asleep in the car, probably both with leaking diapers. But I don't care, they're napping.

I met up with someone at the mall so they could buy the infant gym from me. Since we were there, I walked the boys around and looked at some clothes. *sigh* I miss the 2000s. Now we're in a new decade where apparently fashion is some weird, deconstructed thing hanging on your body. I liked the fashion of the past decade... uh oh, will I be one of those seriously out-dated women? Like, the kind that walk around in embroidered jean vests?

I bought a new pair of shoes. I'm still not crazy about them, but Hubby likes them and wow, they are comfortable. I don't think fashion is meant to be comfortable.

It's been in the mid-60s here... wtf????

I saw a friend's pics of her hike in Hawaii. Oddly, it made me miss Hawaii. When we were there, I was so desperate to get back to the mainland, but living there was definitely fun. Obviously, the beaches and sun were plusses, but it was neat to be in our own little happy world out there. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you're surrounded by fluffy clouds and palm trees and rainbows, literally. I wouldn't mind being stationed there again... just not forever.

Speaking of, maybe I'm jumping the gun, but I'd really appreciate a general sense of what we'll be doing next year. C'mon Navy.

Any thoughts about online clothes shopping?

If you've ever been to Cincinnati, you hopefully have tried Skyline Chili. I'm going to make my own soon. Yummmmmm. Review to follow.

It irritates me when people back out on their promises, but it also emphasizes the fact that, yes, I was right, that person does everything they can to make the wrong choice. So no more benefit-of-the-doubts and no more being optimistic. You are who you are.

7/19/10

Hanging on to babyhood

I just finished posting our baby items that we no longer use on Craigslist.

:(

I didn't have such a hard time with the tub or the Bumbo seat, but I actually did the Bjorn last because.... well, maybe I thought if I didn't actually write "for sale", I wouldn't have to admit that I wasn't going to use it any more.

Me and that Bjorn, we had some good memories. I toted LB everywhere with that thing for, like, the first five months of his life. We went hiking to Diamondhead, Manoa Falls, the beaches, Aiea Loop, etc. I took that thing with us while traveling. It's been on more planes than most people experience. It's been to Waikiki, Boston, Hilton Head, Portsmouth, etc.

Good memories.

It's hard to let go of that. Of course, there are still good memories being made, but that Bjorn kind of represents the simplicity our life was when LB was an infant, and even when JC was an infant. It was the best feeling to have a baby fall asleep, snuggled up next to you, but in a way that let you still get chores and errands done.

*sigh* Farewell, babyhood.

7/16/10

The universe wants me to be a fat ass

Since finding out about my fractured pelvis, I've resorted to swimming as just about my only means of exercise. Today, the locker rooms at my gym caught fire. So now I don't really have a place to change. I suppose I could change in the bathroom, or sit in a wet suit (no thanks), but it's nice to have a locker room.

7/15/10

Maybe he can pick out my hair color when I go gray... Then again, I'll probably be dead by the time he decides.

A conversation from this morning...

LB- Juice! Juice! Juice, please!

Me- Okay, Mommy will get it for you. Close the fridge. Close the fridge. Close the fridge. Close the fridge.... Do you want yellow or red juice?

LB- Yellow or red juice!

Me- No, you have to choose. Do you want yellow juice or red juice?

LB- Yellow juice or red juice!

Me- NO, do you want yellow juice?

LB- *shakes head "no"* Yellow juice?

Me- Do you want red juice?

LB- *shakes head "no"* Red juice?... *looks at his green sippy cup* Green juice!

Me- *sigh* We don't have green juice. We have yellow or red juice. Which one do you want?

LB- GREEN JUICE!!

Me- *takes a deep breath* We have yellow juice or red juice!!! Which kind of juice do you want??!! *thinks, "For crying out loud, just pick a f-ing color already!!!!!!!"*

.........

LB- Um... red juice, please! Heeheeheehee.....

7/14/10

Dammit

Uh oh. Tonight, Hubby and I heard some banging and JC screaming. LB climbed into the baby's crib again. Right now, JC is in the pack 'n play in the living room while LB is in their room.

What are we going to do?? How am I supposed to keep him out of JC's crib?? I don't want the poor baby to get hurt, but I feel bad that JC's been exiled because of LB's climbing.

We might try a crib tent. I don't know how well that will work... LB might figure out how to get into it. I mean, I wouldn't put it past him- he likes to figure things out.

Unfortunately, there isn't another good place for JC to sleep. We get up at 5am-ish, and if he's in our room or the living room, that's when he'll get up, too. No thanks.

*sigh* It would be so easy if our kids were stupid. :P

(You know I'm just kidding)

7/13/10

Random Tuesday Thoughts

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Someone just asked me if my 2 and a half year old and my 10 month old boys are twins... Really? They're 20 months apart. I should have just said "Yes- the labor was really long."

Another lady marveled at the boys, then said, "Your figure looks great for having two boys so close in age!" I was initially flattered, then kinda insulted. That's like saying, "Gee, you're really smart for someone who's had a lobotomy."

I promised a friend that we'd get the kiddies together soon. That was over a week ago. Wow, I suck.

The clouds finally cleared, so I think I might take the boys to the park today. Or maybe I'll call that friend and see what she's up to.

Yesterday, I was insisting the boys take naps so I put LB in his bed and JC in his crib. Later, I heard horrendous screaming from JC, and when I went into their room, LB had climbed inside the baby's crib. I thought kids were supposed to escape cribs, not climb back in... He must have fallen on JC, cuz the baby had a fat lip, bloody nose, and a shiner.

I'm craving pretzels.

Bring It On is still one of my favorite movies.

Gah, 15 minutes until Sesame Street is over, which means 15 minutes until any time to myself (until bedtime) is over.

Mmm, maybe I should make cinnamon buns...

Hm, maybe I should figure out why I'm craving so much junk food...

I finally finished reading Eat Pray Love. It only took me, oh, over a year. The woman is crazy. Yes, those kinds of adventures were enlightening, but I feel like her whole depression is her fault for not being upfront with herself.

On to the next book GA sent me. :)

Someone please tell me when the whiny stage is over with!

...Wow, what a paradox. Here I am, whining about the whiny stage. I guess I just answered my own question!

7/12/10

Star-crossed moron

Nowhere in my horoscope did it say that I would get all the way to the Target 30 minutes away, shop, and get to the check out register, only to find that my wallet was in my gym bag at home...

I'm disappointed, astrology!

Welcome to the jungle

Before we moved in, our landlord told us that he only saw a mountain lion once in the 20 years he lived here. Well, it's been less than a year, and so far we've seen/heard wild boar (which are very vicious, I came to find out), several bobcat sightings, and just this morning a mountain lion. A BIG mountain lion.

It came up from the ravine, right next to Hubby's car. We were in the kitchen talking, with my back to the window, when Hubby became very silent and just stared outside. I turned around and thought, "Oh, Bambi's back" (Bambi is what we nicknamed the newborn deer that's been hanging around with her momma), then realized that "Bambi" had a really long tail and kinda looked like a cat. Holy crap.

The mountain lion was pretty big and had a long, black-tipped tail. He stopped midstride in our driveway, staring at us, but unlike the bobcat, he became a little spooked and trotted up the hill and into the woods.

It's nice to know that the mountain lion was actually scared of us. That bobcat didn't give a sh!t, even when Hubby was on the deck, yelling at it.

After that, Hubby said he also saw a very large skunk this morning, rummaging around our yard. I heard something rustling as I got into the car to go to the gym, but figured it was a deer. Good thing I didn't investigate! I don't want to be skunked!

On the way home from the gym, I also saw a flock of turkeys and some deer crossing the road. Sheesh- you'd think we lived in the boonies or something.

7/11/10

Happy endings

My bestie GA had a very bad thing happen to her this past week. While walking her dog, her car was broken into and her purse stolen! Gone were her rental car keys with house key attached, her wallet, her cell phone, and anything else in her purse. She had to cancel all her cards, get a temp license, change the locks on her house, etc.

Tonight, she got a call on her work cell from an unfamiliar number. The PD was calling- some stranger was out jogging and found her purse! All the cash was gone (all $7 of it), but everything else was there, and the nice guy turned it into the police.

WOO HOO!!!!!!! :)

So glad that something like that has a happy ending, with all the bad stuff in the world. That person deserves something nice to happen to them. It's karma. :)

7/9/10

OW

Uh, I don't think I'm doing this whole pelvic rest thing right. OW... I'm kinda in some pain tonight.

I don't know what else to do. I'm laying off of it as much as I can, but there are some things that can't help be done. I'm the only parent now- I have to pick up the baby, who already weighs over 20 pounds. And when LB totally eats it, I'm obviously going to pick him up when he's crying. And I have to do laundry and dishes and cleaning, which keeps me on my feet for a long time.

What else can I do? The fact is I have a pelvis rest Rx and absolutely no way of doing it 100% of the time.

Is it normal to have the pain get worse as it "heals"? What other alternative do I have?

THIS SUCKS.

7/8/10

Turning a blind eye


LB is eating a bowl of yogurt with a spoon. Good God, I can't watch....

...Actually, I had to capture it on film... er, jpg.

7/6/10

Random Tuesday Thoughts

I swear that while the boys were chatting this morning in bed just after waking up, LB yelled out "Flava Flav!!"

Speaking of LB, if a two year old can look at a picture of a skull and say "monkey", and look at a lizard and say "dinosaur", then I'm pretty sure that my argument for evolution has been cemented. If it's that obvious to a kid, then it sure as hell should be obvious to anyone else.

I love blogging. It gets all my thoughts out to prevent "the gray in my hair". :)

Finally used the kickboard in the pool this morning. My legs are far behind my upper body, obviously, so it was a good workout.

Lindsay Lohan is sentenced to jail.... FINALLY.

This is now my fav in-my-dreams,-when-I-lose-20-pounds clothes store.

7/4/10

Things I've learned this week

1. Santa Cruz boardwalk is super fun.

2. A two year old can exist on juice and Goldfish crackers for several days.

3. I'm usually way more tired than I know or care to admit.

4. The boys really love hanging out with their cousin and Grammy.

5. Hubby and I don't get out just the two of us very often.

6. Homemade smores are awesome.

7. Team Jacob!

8. Diesel is hard to come by between Marina and the village.

9. Running out of fuel with two crying, overtired babies is NOT fun.

10. Our neighbors are busy-bodies... big time.

11. Environment is everything.

12. Falling two feet off a jungle gym = Embarassing, but not bad. Falling two feet off a jungle gym with a fractured pelvis = OUCH.

13. 5am swim workouts are great. I love them. It makes me feel so accomplished and focused, and all before everyone else even gets out of bed.

14. Mommy and Daddy are no match for Elmo. How in the world did kids potty-train without him??

15. Quiet kids are either entertained kids or trouble making kids.

16. Sometimes it's best to just shut up.

17. Three words: deep fried Twinkie. Another three words: completely awesome deliciousness. Yet another three words: big fat ass. :)

7/3/10

It's shit like this...

Overall, good week. MIL and Melody made it safe and sound... although, a little later than expected, due to a delayed flight! We've been taking them all over the place, doing lots of cool stuff. It's been fun- I know they both are enjoying being with the boys immensely.

But there's always something, right? In my case, neighbors. I'm so over these uptight busybodies that we live next to. In fact, it's making me look forward to our next move, when in reality, I really like California. Boo.

It makes me miss the east coast, especially NE. People up there mind their own business. No one makes small talk or says hello when you're passing on the sidewalk. They don't even look at you. People have a lot more to worry about than their neighbors, so any problems are dealt with quickly and are done with. Not here. Maybe it's because we live with a huge retired population, or maybe it's because everyone here is richer than the average American, so they assume they can act like asses, but it's just plain irritating.

God, I miss NH....

(I wonder how many times I've uttered that statement on this blog)