It's 9am and I want this day over

1. Forgot about my doc appt- need to find last minute sitter.

2. LB is eating the bowl of dog food; Puppy is eating the bowl of Cheerios. Whiskey tango foxtrot??

3. There are two flies that buzz by my head whenever I put the fly swatter down. F*ckers.

4. Friggin sick of the wife drama. Enough already.

5. LB is pissed because I won't let him play with the toilet brush, used fly swatter, or pair of scissors he pulled off the counter.

6. Wishing my son spoke intelligently so I could speak intelligently back. Right now, it's just me saying "no" and a bunch of cuss words flying out my mouth.

7. Feel like a terrible mom for swearing at my toddler.

8. Not sure if we should keep Puppy- he's increasingly aggressive to LB. But LB instigates. And doesn't listen when I say "no" to smacking Puppy in the face or pulling his ears.

9. There's a mosquito colony living in my son's room that I can't find. He wakes up every morning with more bites on him.

10. Have been feeling like I'm treading water during this deployment, but today I feel like I'm drowning. Can't get anything done while LB is awake.

11. Fighting pregnancy sniffles. I've gone through boxes of tissues. Not sure if it's actually allergies, but I don't think allergies cause nosebleeds.

12. Wish Puppy would stop sticking his wet nose all over me. Dog slobber = gross.

13. I don't know, and don't care to know, random people that may be related to me genetically in the slightest. Stop friend-requesting me, sending me messages, writing on my wall, etc. I'd shut down my facebook, but I don't want to. I may just end up blocking those people- I have no problem taking people off that interfere with my normal life. Yes, it was nice to know my "roots", but I'm done. Please take the hint when I don't talk to you, or respond to you!! And don't even think about friend-requesting my husband and other relatives again.

14. I wish Puppy would stop looking at me with this dejected look in his eyes when I give LB a cookie or something. I don't friggin starve the dog- he has food. He gets treats. They're just not people-food treats. Get over it, Puppy, it's never gonna happen, so quit your begging!

The good news: ultrasound today which means pictures possibly, installed and set up my printer to work wirelessly and felt like Bill Gates, and only 11 more weeks until baby #2 is born.