Thursdays! That means, Jersey Shore, woooot!! OH YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!!
This week, I'm more excited than usual. I think it's the cold, dreary, rainy weather we've been having. I know the show was filmed during the summer, so I'm looking forward to seeing flip flops (or nasty fuzzy slippers.... Snookie, I'm talking to you) and wife beaters. Yuck, I hate the term wife beater. Can't we just rename them "guido creepers"??
Anyway, the rain sucks. I wouldn't mind if it were warmer, but cold rain is just terrible. And I wouldn't mind if it were colder- yes, I'm crazy, but hear me out- because at least we could take the boys sledding or make snowmen and stuff. This in-between weather, where it's too cold to do anything outside that doesn't involved snow but it's too warm to actually snow, is so gross. I should get used to it, if we're looking at WA for our next sea duty station.
How 'bout that teacher in PA, ripping on her students online, huh? I totally sympathize with her... although she should have been smart enough to make that stuff private. I guess the first amendment was unofficially revised as "freedom of speech, so long as the offending party doesn't know about it".
Speaking of high school aged students, my forehead is breaking out like a hormone-imbalanced freshman. WTF, Mother Nature, I'm 30. Shouldn't this be done and done?
I blame stress from Internet Explorer because.... well, it was too much like Jersey Shore. Lack of communication skills, major meltdowns, and probably some viruses thrown in there (ew). I'm on Firefox now. I know, cheating on my beloved Jersey Shore-esque internet program... the drama!
Hubby, I stole your sweatpants. You can wear my jeans, if you'd like... although The Unmom pointed out that Levis made this atrocity (eyes.... burning.... can't..... see..... manliness.... any more). And Hubby, if you buy these (which I'm 100% positive you won't), I will throw them out.
Speaking of ex-girlfriend, I'm curious to see what the Shore's like without Sammi. Watch it, biatches!! :)
3 comments:
I... have no words. The fact that those jeans (if one can even term them such) actually exist is a strike against my faith in humanity.
I will be calling them guido creepers for the rest of my life. that's freakin' hilarious. omg. those jeans are unbelievable. I'm going to have to share that link on my blog as well - that's CRAZY. wish I could wash out my eyeballs.
CABS HERE! Woohoo! Cant wait for some MVP tonight! Well they might have to change it to MVPR or MRVP or maybe PRVM since Sammi is gone (Woop! Woop!) I seriously laughed so hard when you called them guido creepers! I think I'm adopting that phrase! LMAO! I like this season alot more than Miami I think... maybe its cause they are back at the shore. Anyway have fun tonight! Cant wait to see what happens! :D
P.S
Those jeans made me puke in my mouth a little :D
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