1. Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and ___________________.
… he'll spend all your money on fishing supplies.
2. It is amazing what you can accomplish if ___________________.
… you have no children around.
3. If you can’t stand the heat ___________________.
… then move and quit yer bitchin'.
4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to ___________________.
… the coffee that lies in front of me this morning.
5. Well behaved women seldom ___________________. (thanks This American Wif and Every Branch for this last quote!).
… go to jail. (I know, most people expect "... make a splash" or "... get what they want", etc, but I'd prefer to be well behaved so I stay out of jail!)
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4 comments:
I completely agree with all of these! lol Especially the fishing and the coffee!
I get most of my work done when the older two are at school and after all three go to bed! As long as I don't have to go fishing with him, he can spend as much as he wants :)
Lol great answer for #3!
Fucking brilliant!
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