Wild turkeys can run up to 45 mph, and they can keep a level flight for about a mile. How do I know that? I looked it up... after we heard a huge thunk on our roof. Thinking someone was breaking in, I sent Hubby to investigate and that's what he saw. F-ing turkeys.
When an underground pipe bursts to your house, you lose an average of 100 gallons a minute. I found this out after we had a pipe burst. Lemme tell you, living without water is harder than I thought. Didn't help that my brother and sister were visiting at the time... "You spent all day driving here? Aw. Sorry you can't shower!"
Dr. Bradford Carl in Carmel, CA is the best dentist in the world. Wish I could take his practice with me whereever I move!
In a related note, I finally got my permanent crown today. I feel a lot less like a hillbilly.
The countdown to a very big birthday is on. I don't really know how I feel. Maybe it's not as big of a birthday as I thought.
When it rains, it pours, right? It seems like everyone I know is going through some crap right now. All those earthquakes must be throwing the universe outta whack.
There are times in my life when I wish I had a crystal ball. One of these times is discovering someone stole my husband's debit card number and charged over $1800 to our account. Wish I could see who that person is and where they live. I'd totally stalk him (I'm un-PC assuming it's a man) and mess him up!
Feeling a little sluggish lately. I don't know why. My thyroid is all set and I've been eating fairly well. Hm. I just keep hitting a wall in the afternoon... then can't fall asleep at night.
Don't look at me in disgust if I smack my kids' hands in the grocery store as he's reaching for glass jars of marinara. Obviously, I've tried saying "no" multiple times, and since he didn't listen, that's my next step. After all, I'm not about to buy $50 worth of marinara... especially if I can't use it. Besides, how about trading places with me and see how you do?
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