You know what's AWESOME????

Someone else's poop under your fingernails.

Your toddler kneeing you in the thigh the day after doing about a hundred squats and lunges at the gym.

Your eardrums literally shaking inside your head from high-pitched screams done purely for fun.

A headache that wasn't there when you woke up, but is raging now.

Having your monthly lady moment for over ten days.

Living in the state of delusion. Must be fun.

Dropping something you need down the steep mountainside that is your backyard, and having to hike your sore legs down there to get it.

Dirty kitchen floors, no matter how often I clean them.

Children who cry because they're hungry, but won't eat anything.

Picking up a brand new, opened box of cereal upside down, and watching half the box spill onto the floor, therefore wasting $2 worth of breakfast food.

*In case you haven't noticed, the previous list was laden with sarcasm. And since I suppose I should give you something actually positive to read (for a change), here are some things that really are awesome.

The end of heat waves. Sunnny, cool days are wicked good.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I don't care if LB's watched it for two hours, at least he isn't poking JC in the eye repeatedly.

My whole family and GA. The most normal people on the planet.

Impromptu back rubs from the Hubby.

Longer nights, courtesy of the changing seasons. It's nice when the boys wake up at dawn and it's not 6am.

A healed pelvis. I think I'm finally there.