Is it so hard to find a Halloween costume that isn't described as "sexy", "sassy", or "hottie"? I thought Halloween was meant for dressing up, getting candy, and scaring people, not morphing into Uber-Slut.
What's the verdict on the Oxford comma? Are you supposed to use it or not? Personally, I love it.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in the pool.
Mother Nature, you're a bitch. I had the Perseid meteor shower on my calendar for two months, and the entire several days of the show, you decided to roll massive amounts of fog into the area at dusk, ruining my chance to see the shower. Then, on Sunday night, after it was over, it was crystal clear. You whore.
Don't you hate it when two way streets turn into one way streets? And I'm speaking metaphorically here.
Finally, my foodie magazine came in the mail! I'm wicked excited about making some of the stuff.
Buuuut, a package I was expecting isn't here. The UPS online tracker thingie said it was delivered at my doorstep, but I don't see any boxes. Hm. I hope my crappy neighbors didn't get it instead.
I threw up twice today. What is going on?? I never puke, but I am now for apparently no reason.
Cake can not be made in the microwave. And there is nothing you can do if you accidentally add twice as much baking soda except throw the damn thing out.
LB is only well-behaved around other people. Just this morning, he was so polite and quiet at the bank, and even put the toys he was playing with back into the toy bin. Then, he thanked the tellers and tried to hold the door for me. But after we got into the car, he unleashed the terrible-twos-monster on me. *sigh*
I ordered a car static sticker (NOT adhesive) from the bookstore that serves Hubby's college. I had previous made two other orders with them for mugs, all of which were delivered broken (wrapped in a single plastic bag.... really). And again, I'll be throwing out this order because they sent the sticky adhesive sticker, even though my order form specified static cling. I think one of my biggest pet peeves is incompetent people.
2 comments:
I hate incompetent people too--why can't they read especially if they work at a college bookstore?
Awwww, I do heart a good uber slut costume - I went as Lady Gaga last year! So fun - especially if you never get a chance to dress like that!
Where did you find a smoking section? I thought these were outlawed?
Yes about the streets. YES YES!
Yay for foodie magazine!!! Which one are you subscribing to?
Excuse me, but what is up with the vom?
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