9/4/10

At least my freak flag is rated G.

I got my Mensa bulletin in the mail yesterday. It has a bunch of get-togethers and things to do for this month, which I find very cool. Last month, I went to a brunch and met a few members. This month, the brunch is still offered, but another activity caught my eye. Here's the description (not verbatim, but you'll get the idea):

"Pool Party, at So-And-So's vineyard house. Come hang out with musicians, artists, and poets. Bring your own instrument, towels, and bottle of wine..."

Cool, huh? I thought that would be fun, to play my flute at someone's wicked expensive vineyard estate, then enjoy a nice pool, but...

"...Clothing optional. Adults only."

WHAT????????????

I'm sorry, but even though I may fly my freak flag on occasion, it's really not that bad, meaning not rated X! More like rated OCD. Once I read that part, millions of questions were flying around in my head.

Is this some kind of swingers party??

Who goes to this??

Are all the members just as freaky??

What kind of chapter have I gotten myself into??

*sigh* I know that I have my own quirks and oddities, but is it so hard to find halfway normal people out there? Why is it that nearly everyone I meet is just messed in the head? Where are the normal people???

2 comments:

Falu Red said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that's hysterical! You're hanging with smahhhhht nudies :)

Wonder what kind of food you serve when you're in
"the nude"....

hmb said...

...and here I was thinking I was crazy.