Random Tuesday Thoughts

Is it just me, or does the shop vac in Handy Manny sound very gay... especially when it suggests "Maybe I can suck it out?".......

I can't stand how cute our boys are when they throw their arms up in the air and yell "touchdown!".

WTH?  I have a pimple the size of Mexico.  Attractive.

If you are doing 35 mph (sometimes 30) in a 55 zone, then you will have a line of seven cars behind you.  Don't get pissed at me because I'm the one directly behind you.  Oh, and I think sticking out my tongue is a much better option than flipping the bird.  It definitely riled up Mr. Slowpoke and made me feel better.  :)

Butternut squash soup with dinner tonight, yummmm.

I'm sick of LB not listening to me- I've become that broken record that I used to hate as a child, but I don't know what else to do.  Oh and JC's screeching for the hell of it is getting on my nerves, too.

Speaking of that, some a-hole said that the perfect job for JC would be opera singing because he's loud.  I take offense to that because 1) almost every baby does that, but it doesn't mean they'll all be singers; 2) there is much more to opera singing than simply being loud; and 3) STFU and mind your own beeswax.

And speaking of stupid people, for the third time this month, someone asked if the boys were twins.... Let me say this loud and clear: They are 20 months apart.  One has blond hair and brown eyes, the other has light brown hair and blue eyes.  One is running, the other isn't even walking.  One can have a conversation with you, the other can say "daddy".  And one is nearly three, while the other is 14 months.  Get a clue.

I ordered Christmas cards.  They're the photo kind where I don't have to write anything if I don't want to (hooray!).  And they look so stinkin' adorable... mostly because the boys are totally decked out in Ralph Lauren.  (What?  We went to the outlets.  And I simply could not pass up those clothes because the boys look like friggin models in them)

It's getting cold here lately.  My snowflake symbol came on with a little *bing* while driving to the gym this morning.  And in related news, our energy bill has almost tripled.

Alrighty, I should wrap this up- I'm definitely Ms. CrankyPants today and it shows.  I have butternut squash soup going and need to work on the turkey before Hubby gets home.  Go to The Unmom to link up and have fun.