LB (at the pool): Mommy! The big squid is coming to get you! Run!
Me: Okay! I'll use my shark powers to swim away.
LB: No, Mom. You're a whale.
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LB (after his bath): What if my butt was in front and my penis was in back?
Me: ...Uh, it would be pretty hard to pee like that.
LB: Yeah. And the poop is too big for my penis, so I would poop out the front. That's why my butt's so big.
Me: ~No response~
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Wow. The poop chat is common in our home. Always good dinner conversation.
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